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Joke of the Day
"Giraffes can never be successful comedians... Their humor goes way over your head. "
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"What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the docktor!"
"Why are ghosts always just moaning? Did your manners die too? Use your words!"
"Man crushed by giant baseball. Witnesses say object came right out of left field."
"PROPOSAL: Rebrand shootings as ""late-term abortion."" Watch the GOP scramble to stop them."
"Prank Idea: Toss some red laundry in the ocean and turn the great white sharks into the great pink sharks."
"Which fruit can never get married? Melons, because they can'telope."
"Bee population worldwide is exploding. What a time to be a hive."
"I have exponential spelling but terrible malapropism"
"""Good morning, Urology Department... Can you hold?"""