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Joke of the Day
"Which fruit can never get married? Melons, because they can'telope."
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"Treat your guests like family, so they don't stay too long."
"Chernobyl Have you ever seen Ronald Reagan's response to the Chernobyl incident? He thought the Russians were just ""overreacting."""
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