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Joke of the Day
"Which fruit can never get married? Melons, because they can'telope."
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"Went to my uncle's funeral today open bar pretty good food but my uncle was dead 3/5 stars"
"How do you stop water from running? Don't pay the water bill."
"*approaches a girl, tips hat* M'lady. *approaches a material girl, tips hat* M'donna."
"what did the biologists call their basketball team? The Hemoglobin-Trotters!"
"Take Dr. Seuss, make him a black midget with chronic asthma and give him access to Urban Dictionary. Behold, Lil' Wayne."
"Reddit has taught me this in case I ever have a daughter. Never ever get a full size mirror installed in her bathroom."
"A pediatrician and funeral guy opened up a business together. The sign out front said ""Either way, you get your kid back"""
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Smells like carrots."
"What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common? They're both useless in Canada."