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"They say there's safety in numbers... Well tell that to 6 million Jews"
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"Chuck Norris once broke wind so hard... it couldn't be fixed."
"What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart? A tooter. (thanks, honey)"
"What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car, man."
"Why shouldn't you make fun of Donald Trump? You'll hurt his feeling."
"Dog in a Bar A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""
"I was touched by Jesus once Worst field trip to a Mexican prison ever"
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"When I have to put on one of those thick leather weightlifter belts to take a shit, I know it's time to eat a vegetable."
"Can't imagine what's it like to have no imagination."