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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that ""love handles"" referred to her ears?"
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"What is Hitler's favorite drink? genocider"
"[sees a dog about to get run over] Me [dives toward dog & rolls to safety]: that was close [sees a cat about to get run over] Me: car coming"
"Why did Adele cross the road? She wanted to say hello from the other side. ^^^^^^hilarious ^^^^^^and ^^^^^^original ^^^^^^hahahahahahahahahelpme"
"Apparently the Royal Family is running out of money. They're down to just 26.5 million ...Which is what happens when nobody in your family has had a job for the last thousand years."
"Jews are lazy... ... essentially a group of people who couldn't be bothered to read the sequel. -Will Bailey (Cambridge footlights)"
"What do you do to a dead scientist? You Barium"
"I think my friend's new bowl is really a colander He told me a long story about how he uses it for mixing, but it doesn't hold water."
"The nice thing of living in a small village is that when you don't know what you're doing someone else does."
"Jesus Christ. They stole your tweet. Not your first born son."