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Joke of the Day
"Your greatest puns! Please, I love puns. Lots of puns. Any kind. Bring em on!"
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"My son is in hospital because of one little driving mistake... He beat me at Mario Kart."
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"What does a drunk police officer do? Protect and swerve."
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"What do you call delicious Vietnamese food? Vietnoms"