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Joke of the Day

"I would pay big bucks to Sea World to see a dolphin fly out of a water tank into the stands and start rolling around and eating people."

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"Breakups is just a fancy name for what happens when men win arguments."
"[helping a pretty girl change a flat tire] me struggling to loosen lug nuts: Who put these on... Superman? her: I did"
"The Thai Girl One day, I decided to take a bus to work for a change. Seated across the aisle from me was a beuatiful thai girl. I thought to myself, ""please don't get an erection"". But she did."
"I love self-depreciating humor.. ..but I suck at it"
"A lame joke I thought of at work yesterday ""A tie for a tie leaves the whole world looking great"""
"The concept of Santa is great because you can give your kids crappy gifts and they only have themselves to blame."
"Dont drink and Derive Especially in Meth class"
"Believe it or not but my penis was once in the book of Guinness World Records. The librarian got pretty pissed though and kicked me out."
"- Police, open the door. - What do you want? - We just wanna talk. - How many of you are there? - Two. - Well just talk to each other."