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Joke of the Day

"Dont drink and Derive Especially in Meth class"

"The Energizer Bunny got arrested the other day... He was charged with battery"

"How to sound Irish on St. Patrick's day Whale Oil Beef Hooked Now say it very fast"

"Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars? So they can drive with the handcuffs on."

"Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes."

"Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air brakes."

"A cruise ship with a Gay Pride party on board... ran into a storm and began to take on water quickly but by some miracle did not sink. What saved the ship? ""flambuoyancy"""

"From my gf Me: What are you planning on doing on MLK day? Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why? Her: I want to have dreams too"

"If I own a gym my employees will be required to intermittently pester you. If you don't like it don't come to Jehovah's Fitness."

"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess that snails make?"