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Joke of the Day

"Why does it take 2 feminists to screw in a lightbulb? One to screw in the lightbulb and one to give me a blow job while I supervise."

"What is the only law that Hillary obeys? The law of gravity"

"Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted."

"Africans bring a whole new meaning to lesbians ""Eating each other out"""

"Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying? because they ran out of Natural Light"

"Life is like box of chocolates ... it doesn't last long for the fat people."

"Why do they have fences around cemetaries? Because people are dying to get in."

"*Shakespeare resetting his password* ""Enter new password."" Fortnight ""Your password is two weeks."""

"78% of parenting is spent anxiously praying they don't notice the minuscule lego piece you just vacuumed up."

"I wanted to see lot of animals so I went to the zoo. But they only had one small dog. It was a SHIH-TZU."