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Joke of the Day

"Never hit a man with eyeglasses Use your fist instead. >Enthusiastically told by my 6 year old brother, I thought it was worth sharing."

"Every day is a new day. For someone with Alzheimer's or Dementia."

"someone asked me if i liked having long hair... i told them i didn't at first but it kinda grew on me."

"down vote this do it"

"Student: I want a bunny, but my dad says bunnies just die. Me: So? You're going to die, and he had you."

"If Trump replaces Obama... Orange really will be the new black."

"Someone broke into the police station and stole all the toilet seats The cops had nothing to go on"

"My sense of humor is so sophisticated... ...it's not even funny."

"I keep burning food with my Presidential Debate microwave... I set it for 2 minutes but it never stops on time."

"I lost 100 pounds with this simple trick I gave it to charity"