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Joke of the Day
"my daughter is 3. her joke about spiders: Spiders make Websites. she's not wrong."
Next Joke
"Is Google male or female? Female - it doesn't let you finish a sentence before correcting you and making a suggestion."
"I'm 49 and my girlfriend is 5 months pregnant! What do you guys think we should do?"
"My boyfriend offered to do analingus if I'd trim a ""landing strip..."" I told him he should be more worried about Skid Row."
"I like my women like I like my coffee, I can't afford coffee"
"Batman's an example of a guy who took his parents double homicide and made lemonade"
"Why is one thousand million billion trillion so bad? It's very naughty"
"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's LUNAR ASSAULT and it's not funny."
"The main qualification to be a morning radio DJ is the ability to laugh long and hard at your own obvious jokes"
"I wish I could put my whole fucking house in the washing machine."