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Joke of the Day
"Batman's an example of a guy who took his parents double homicide and made lemonade"
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"My only real regret in life is not pretending to be a shark in a heavily populated swimming area. But there's still time."
"Did you hear about the group of geologists? They formed a Rock Band."
"Every time I wear a suit I hear the same five words. ""Will the defendants please rise"""
"Before working to reunite the US he was known as Abram Lincoln."
"I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner."
"So I dragged off this girl from the bar the other night... She had this cool tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. Damnedest thing, though! When I put my ear to it, I could smell the ocean."
"All these mass shootings make me think... ... People must really hate Catholics right now"
"How do you milk sheeps? With Apple accessories."
"I asked my wife if we could get a hot young nanny. Of course she got mad and said ""No!"". For one thing, we don't have any kids..."