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Joke of the Day

"I wish I could put my whole fucking house in the washing machine."

"A survey says parents spend $1k on their children's electronics yearly. When WE were young we walked 5 miles uphill in the snow w/ NO APPS!"

"High grades The son comes to his father: ""Dad, I got a 7.5 on my test"" ""Congratulations son! In which test?"" ""Breathalyzer. And they kept your car..."""

"If you have twins name them Adam & Steve so when someone says ""Uh, it's Adam & Eve"" you can be like ""OH REALLY?"" and have the boys attack!!"

"I didn't sleep very good last night... So I put some Monster Energy drink in my coffee this morning. I got halfway to work before before I realised I forgot my car."

"A man posts a Joke on reddit It is not a repost."

"Are designated drivers only for people who drink?? Coz I've already dropped my keys twice just walking to my car."

"The best joke on reddit (OC)"

"How do you make a feminist angry You don't, they come that way"

"My son just told me he's changing his clock to military time so he can stay up later. He is not a smart boy."