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Joke of the Day
"You're so beautiful I can't describe it with words.. but numbers can. 3/10."
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"Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People."
"Alton towers changed its name! To leg - go land"
"""Bones?"" I said. ""Is that you?"" ""In the flesh"", it replied."
"Better ""copulate"" than ""copunever."""
"Can't trust em, y'all... http://imgur.com/gallery/OEtxUYb"
"So I went to the bank to check my balance Next thing I know, the teller pushes me."
"The Doctor says: ""Mrs Jones, I think your 7 year old is watching way too much TV"" ""How can you tell?"" asked Mrs Jones ""He just asked me if Cialis is right for him"""
"Why do women close their eyes during sex? They hate to see men have a good time."
"The Earth is roughly 70% water and 30% haters"