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Joke of the Day

"""Bones?"" I said. ""Is that you?"" ""In the flesh"", it replied."

"I decided to get my girlfriend & her sister new jackets for Christmas That is why I bought a pair of new gloves."

"With inflation, it would be Mambo No. 6.59 in 2013"

"Anyone that says I'm a lover not a fighter has clearly never been in a relationship over 6 months"

"Did you hear about the two radio antennae who fell in love and decided to get married? The ceremony was okay, but the reception was excellent."

"Chivalrous Indian"

"What do you call a thieving duck? A robber duck...."

"what do you call a mentally unstable ursine that lives in the antarctic? A bi-polar bear."

"Healthy midgets don't exist. Midgets are always under the weather."

"When I want to trim down my friend's list on FB I give my opinion and let nature do the rest."