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Joke of the Day
"Why did the monster go into hospital? To have his ghoul-stones removed."
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"A man starts a line of pickled venison ... ...the most popular flavor so far is dill doe."
"You can tell a lot about my BF by the way he's giving me the silent treatment. He's doing it wrong. I'm doing it right but can't tell him."
"Q: What do kids like to eat in the playground? A: Recess Pieces."
"When I see your face, there's not a thing I would change .... except the direction I'm walking in."
"big pharma. if youre reading this i have an idea for a pill that makes you tinier so you can fit into secret zones. i will let you invent it"
"Hear about that guy who overdosed on viagra? His wife died."
"I asked the librarian for a book on the Ebola virus. She said, ""It's in Siera Leone at the moment, but it should be here within the next few days!"""
"Did you hear about that guy who put 19 toy horses up his butt? His condition is stable."
"I got fired on my first day as a paramedic for trying to revive everyone with true love's first kiss."