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Joke of the Day
"Why did the monster go into hospital? To have his ghoul-stones removed."
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"Why is sex during a camping trip so exciting? It's in tents."
"TIL: The guy who invented the toothbrush plays the banjo in his spare time. Anyone else would have called it a teethbrush."
"Elevators. They work on so many levels."
"When the doctor told me that he had fitted a thermostat instead of a pacemaker, I was livid. It made my blood boil."
"Don't let anyone's hate, negativity, ignorance or drama stop you from being the asshole you strive to be."
"When you catch your dog eating a dictionary what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth."
"My friend has a PhD in sexual deviancy She can talk about autoerotic asphyxiation until she's blue in the face!"
"I've got two kids, jane and emma, they get bullied at school. I can't make it stop but i can help them rise above it. The other day i said to them, ""Look, boys..."""
"Why do drug dealers love Muslims? Because they are always stoned."