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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do kids like to eat in the playground? A: Recess Pieces."
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"What's the funniest number ever? l0l"
"What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm? Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone."
"What's the difference between Indiana and Reddit? In Reddit, you get served no matter who you are."
"Chuck Norris doesn't swim, water just likes to be around him"
"They say divorce is ruining marriage, but my wife's parents are still married... ...and so are my girlfriend's."
"If someone specifies that you're book-smart and not street-smart or street-smart but not book-smart, they're calling you stupid."
"What did the African eat for breakfast? Ebola cereal. (A bowl of)"
"I love pussy, It's the cunt around it I cant stand"
"Q: What does a turkey do when he flies upside down? A: He gobbles up."