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Joke of the Day

"What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Lukewarm."

"What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet? I asked my 13 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either."

"I think I'm going to vote for Trump He did prove his penis is bigger than Hillary's"

"What do banks and the US government have in common? They both deal with checks and balances."

"I'm circumcised but I'm looking to change that. Anyone have any tips?"

"It doesn't matter that I'm bad at spelling, I'm the best physicist just give me a sodastream and watch."

"My best friend keeps bagging me for being a virgin I haven't got the courage to tell him I slept with his sister."

"How do they call women that don't suck dick? They don't call them at all."

"I'm fed up of all this racism. I think we should all come together & unite as one...blacks, whites, Asians...and gang up on the Arabs."

"What do you call a blood vessel with a carrot jammed into it? A carroted artery."