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Joke of the Day

"What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Lukewarm."

"Two guys walked into a bar... ...the third one ducked."

"I know this guy who watches Fist of the North Star........ AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! BUMBADUMBAAAAAAA (I'm really sorry)"

"What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ? You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you."

"Whats the difference between inlaws and outlaws Outlaws are wanted"

"""Mom, I'm sorry I'm not a doctor."" -Me ""It's okay if you're not a doctor, or anything else."" -Mom So true, much wow, no shock."

"Some one gave me a broken knife 3 days ago. I didn't get the point."

"So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film. Is that listed in the credits or what? ""Bob hurt one bird. He's very sorry."""

"Drop a ring pop in front of him. If he picks it up and hands it back to you... Congratulations! You're engaged."

"A Termite Walks into a Bar and asks, ""hey, where's the bar tender?"""