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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your at a gay BBQ? The hotdogs taste like shit."
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"Avocado or Donald Trump? Avocado or Donald Trump for president? Well, one is a wrinkly old bag filled with green mush The other one is an avocado."
"Listen up, single people. You can only sleep with so many people. Sooooo many people. So so so many."
"On Thursday, the captain of the crashed cruise ship Costa Concordia went back to the wreck for the first time since the accident. Said the captain, ""It looks so different sober."""
"I fed the pigs at my farm their food, I guess I could say they went ham"
"How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd? They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips."
"Grandma's not dead... ... she just stored in the cloud now."
"Want to hear a good joke? Me too."
"What's big, Scottish, and depressing? Scotland."
"I don't mind meeting her parents. It's her husband I have always been avoiding."