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Joke of the Day

"they say 98% of fat people can be good looking if they lose weight, but 99% of them don't...when I became that 1%, i realized i was that 2%"

"How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsout_goonsout"

"Good Girls & Bad Girls! Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot!"

"A man was asked to choose between killing an executioner and the man who rented him the noose and electric chair. He chose the lessor of two evils."

"An Indian tracker puts his ear to the ground And says ""buffalo come."" Amazed, his clients ask how he knows. He rubs his ear and says ""hmm sticky."""

"Why is 17 called the ""mother-in-law"" in black jack? Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant."

"Bruce Jenner, substantiated proof... Women are worse drivers."

"Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but that hard hat and pickaxe are pretty suspicious."

"I have a killer penis. Yeah, that's right. It's a mood killer. *sobs*"

"Wanna see an ass-trick? Here --> *"