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Joke of the Day

"A man was asked to choose between killing an executioner and the man who rented him the noose and electric chair. He chose the lessor of two evils."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was out-standing in his field"

"The biggest problem with prostitution as a career path... All the jobs are entry level"

"Blue cheese dressing makes anything a salad. For example, this french fry salad I'm eating right now"

"What is 6.9? Sex interrupted with a period!"

"My ex texted ""You've got a friend in me. XoXo"". I thought she was being too nice until I realized that she was talking about my buddy Dave."

"What's green and can eat 50 hot dogs in a minute? Kobayoshi."

"Bad news: you're unable to get pregnant. Oh no! Is it my uterus, doctor? No, your eHarmony profile says you've seen Star Wars 13 times."

"[NSFW] If you can only say nigger if you're black I guess I'm black now?"

"You gotta go for personality, guys.... They'll ALL look like grandma someday,,"