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Joke of the Day

"Good Girls & Bad Girls! Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot!"

"good baseball player nicknames if they weren't already taken: - batman - hitler"

"Why did the interjecting, dismissive, gay Italian have so many problems? Probably because he was such a- ""Fagget about it!"""

"robber: give me the money! *points gun at cashier* cashier: wait thats just a blow dryer nervous snowman patron: please just do as he says!"

"What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet? YouTuberculosis."

"Do you know what a pirates favorite letter is? ( read before down vote you may be surprised) Well you think it be the rrrrrr's, but it be the cccc's.!"

"I spilled spot eraser on my dog... Now he's gone."

"Dark humor is like food in North Korea Not everyone gets it."

"What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters? Jesus may actually return some day."

"What's the definition of Embarrassing? Running into a wall with a erection and your nose touches the wall first."