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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by buying a PT Cruiser"

"God: But if you use your sting you will die. Bee: That will teach us not to abuse our power. How did the wasps take that news? God: Err..."

"Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked? There was no bikini atoll"

"A skeleton walks into a bar... and says ""Give me a beer and a mop"""

"My favorite superheros are.. Baskin and Robbin!"

"What's a parrot's favourite game? Monopoly!"

"Step 1: achieve tumescence. Step 2: figure out what tumescence is."

"I've been driving with a coca cola can stuck in snow on the roof of my car for a week cuz 7 thinks it makes us cops. Stare all you want."

"Why aren't koalas real bears? Because they don't meet the koalifications!"

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But I soon realized that toucan play at that game"