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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by buying a PT Cruiser"

"""Son, I found a condom in your room."" ""Gee thanks, Grandpa."" ""Why are you calling me Grandpa?"" ""Because I couldn't find it yesterday."""

"*tries online dating* Oh...oh no *tries real life dating* Ok this is actually worse somehow"

"Dr Seuss Jokes Hello M'lady, how are you today? Let's go to my place and then we may Play some cards and test our luck But after that let's go and fu...rnish my bedroom"

"TIL ~10,000 people quit smoking every year By dying. I'll ^show ^^myself ^^^out"

"Her love makes my world go round."

"I just heard a woman in a supermarket say this to her 7 year old daughter... ""Don't spit! Ladies never spit!"" Fcuking. Priceless."

"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick"

"Had a three-way on Valentine's night... Me and Ben & Jerrys. I'm so lonely."