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Joke of the Day
"What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance."
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"Why did the bubblegum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's legs."
"If Donald Trump becomes president, he'll increase taxes, he'll increase borders... And the population of Canada."
"""I'll have the Anti-sleeping Prescription"" ""Sir, those are kids"" ""Gimme two"""
"Remember when OJ Simpson was found innocent and all of us white people hit the street looting and damaging property?! Oh, that's right, we didn't..."
"I just had to leave the office kitchen because two co-workers were talking about tea bags and I'm 12"
"If there are two things Trump voters hate... The first is being called, ""racist."" And the second is black people."
"What does a toilet, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common? Men usually miss all three."
"Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: ""Good morning Bill."""
"Hey girl, heard you really like pandas *Seductively eats bamboo*"