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Joke of the Day

"When going through TSA inspection at the airport, there's no telling how long it will take... ... All belts are off ."

"Wife ran into my ex girlfriend today. I asked if she still looked good? Always wondered what the worst thing I could say was. That was it."

"Your favorite one liner/quick joke? When bored at work I snapchat jokes to friends. Need new material. Could use your favorite short joke."

"My dad told me that the future was in my hands Didn't know that the future was 9 inches long"

"Someone stole my mood ring I don't know how I feel about that"

"What is a modern name for a store that specializes in the sale of pornography? A junk shop."

"Psychic wanted: You know where to apply."

"Why was Yoda afraid of 9? Because 10 9 8"

"How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits."

"LPT: A lot of people cry when they chop onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond."