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Joke of the Day

"Someone stole my mood ring I don't know how I feel about that"

"My girlfriend is a game girl And I'm the game boy"

"This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from vegetarian club. I was confused, I'd never met herbivore."

"Why did North Korea lose Internet? Because they switched to Comcast."

"What happened to the gay dude whose lover kicked him out his house? He is Homoless"

"Me: oil change plz Toyota: it'll be $39 Me: cool heres my $2 off coupon 4 hrs later T: ur steering wheel fell off total is $2900 sign here"

"Why do hunters close one eye when they aim? Because they can't see if they close both."

"Almost Instant Joy Find any Fast Song (Rap to Electro) Click Settings, Crank up the Speed 1.25: 1.5: Instant Twerk Music 2: The 2 is for 2Fast6You Only on Computers. RIP Phone Users"

"[Glass slipper fits on ugly girl with same shoe size as Cinderella] Prince Charming: Um... well. Tell ya what, I'm gonna keep on looking."

"It can get pretty exhausting hating as many people as I do in a day."