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Joke of the Day

"What's an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, just down under."

"How can you instantly blind an Asian person? put a steering wheel in front of them"

"A Tiny Joke Zack's penis."

"Went on blind date, woke up in bathtub with kidney gone. 6 out of 10, would date again."

"Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink."

"Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend."

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? YOUR MOMMA!"

"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it just becomes a soap opera."

"What is the most overused force in science? Van der Waals."

"Relationship advice on /r/relationships User: So my boyfriend and I... Adviser: Dump him."