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Joke of the Day

"Thanks to Twitter I now consider 140 characters ""literature""."

"I came up with a shoe company that specializes in selling oversize shoes Which is no small feat"

"9: My teacher doesn't wear makeup like you do. I guess she doesn't need it because she's younger. Me: Get out of the car."

"If you walk around in knight's armor long enough, people will just get used to it."

"How do you know when someone is a single mother? Don't worry! They will tell you!"

"I was looking at a menu in a restaurant last night, and there was something called the Jeremy Clarkson special. I was wondering what it was, and then it hit me"

"From a Latin FAQ Q: In latin, when pairing foods with the verb **edo** (""I eat""), what case should you use? A: The om-nom-nominative."

"I can't believe rattlesnake warnings are called rattles and not cautionary tails"

"""Are you talking back to me?"" ""Mom, that's how a conversation works."""

"Why don't old people like tennis? There's too much racket"