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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell your bird when it doesn't want to urinate? Pee cock!"
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"Hosted a mass debate party last night. I was the only one who came."
"My girlfriend reacts to 'sex night' the way a 6 year old does to 'bath night'"
"Do I have a police record? No... but I have two of their albums on tape."
"It's strange isn't it, you stand in a library and go ""Aaaaaargh"" and everyone stares at you. Do the same thing on an aeroplane and everyone joins in."
"Did you hear about that new Jewish car? It stops on a dime, then picks it up!"
"I heard Nintendo once planned to change Donkey Kong's name for their audience in Germany There, he was originally gonna be called ""Danke Kong"""
"Where does monty python buy his water? From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally."
"in hell your cat can talk and he openly judges you for everything he saw you doing when you were home alone"
"""May your old acquaintances be forgotten and never brought to mind."" -Sir Smirnoff"