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Joke of the Day

"*draws a sharpie mustache on my grandma* lol you cant hang loser. passin out w/ shoes on? rookie ""Sir please step away from the casket"""

"How do they launch a champagne factory? They throw a boat at it."

"Hey bro do you remember your first blowjob? How did it taste?"

"[at my intervention] mom: some of us feel uncomfortable with your pinned tweet"

"Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman!"

"What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung? The guardians of the galaxy!"

"What does a widow say when she wakes up? Mourning"

"Whats the hardest thing about a pedophile. His dick."

"What does a Bactrian camel have in common with a very lazy prostitue? Humps on the back."

"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls are."