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Joke of the Day
"What do you guys think of message boards? ....I'm all forum."
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"If you hate Capitalism so much, then just write everything in lower case. Problem solved."
"Threw some protein bars in the trash & now the raccoons are bench pressing my neighbors Great Dane in the backyard."
"I left my job. Couldn't work for my boss after what he said... ""You're fired."""
"got my blood test results back today, and it's just as i feared. my body is filled with a ton of blood."
"Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I'm riding a Big Wheel on the freeway? Officer: A STOLEN BIG WHEEL"
"What do you call a person who teaches about Drones? Dronacharya"
"opening a deli called ""Work"" a steakhouse caled ""The Gym"" adn a fried chicken place caled ""A Funeral"" for ppl who like to eat & need excuses"
"Assholes are like opinions Everyone has one, and they all stink"
"What did the leper tell the prostitute? You can keep the tip"