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Joke of the Day

"What breaks when you give it to a toddler? Her hips."

"If Minnie Driver married Bradley Cooper her name would be oh god I can't even finish this one"

"One day I'll pretend to be gay. I'll make lots of female friends, gain their trust. Become their confidant, and when they least expected...BAAM!!! I'll have sex with their boyfriends"

"A unicorn without testicles is called a eunuchorn"

"I need your cheesiest jokes (please) I've had a really awful day and frankly need cheering up. I want to hear your worst, corniest jokes to make me smile."

"Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election? He TANKED his campaign!"

"Let's name him something that will make children smile ""How about Santa?"" Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him"

"Next week I have an MRI scheduled to find out whether or not I have claustrophobia."

"What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine? When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months."

"Viagra shipment stolen... Hardened criminals on the loose."