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Joke of the Day
"Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling? He had an antonym."
Next Joke
"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hang onto your nuts, because this is going to be one hell of a blow job."
"Q: What kind of math class did the acorn take when it grew up? A: Gee-I'm-a-tree!"
"I've got my own lie detector at home. I call her ""honey"".....:)"
"Did anyone see Bob Costas' double pink eye while watching the Olympics? I heard he got it from Putin."
"If you are what you eat... If you are what you eat your a dick. HA GOTEEM"
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They are both stuck-up cunts."
"I lost my job at the orange juice factory They said I couldn't concentrate"
"Why does it always have to be ""he's addicted to drugs""? Why can't it be, ""he's passionate about drugs""."
"Sunday and Monday stand back to back, spraying darkness in both directions."