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Joke of the Day
"Why do sharks live in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze."
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"Ladies: To see how a guy is in bed, watch him put on a shoe. Does he just cram his foot in? Or does he lick the shoe fully then gently enter"
"Einstein made a theory about space ...And it was about time too."
"People who make you feel special are keepers. Anyone with such good taste has to be admired."
"What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition? Jawea"
"I heard the funniest joke... But the Fine Bros copyrighted it."
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Smack that bitch and tell her to get back to work."
"What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs? Irrelephant."
"I'm not lazy I chose to use my creative genius on mastering efficiency"
"Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children."