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Joke of the Day
"TIL TIL means TIL"
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"Q: Why are all blacks fast? A: The slow ones are in jail."
"Excuse me, but I feel like your eyebrows owe me an apology."
"Two whales are at a bar... The first whale turns toward the other and says, ""ooooooOOoooooooOOOOOOOOooo!"" The second whale says, ""Dude, you're drunk as fuck."""
"What do you call a bee in a space rocket? bracket"
"Why did dave go into the backseat? Because kurt called shotgun."
"Hello 911? I was doing that thing where you pretend to walk down stairs behind a couch only it worked. I have no idea where I am. Help me."
"What is Michelle Obama's favorite dish to cook? Baracolli"
"Whenever my dachshund acts up I show him a pack of hotdogs in my fridge and he falls right back into line"
"I never wanted to hug someone as badly as the little old man who just ordered a ""small coffee flavored coffee"" in Starbucks."