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Joke of the Day
"What is Michelle Obama's favorite dish to cook? Baracolli"
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"I managed to lose 245lbs of unsightly flesh... Divorced the wife."
"If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef."
"I got my IQ test results back They were negative."
"Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb? Too much work."
"Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill"
"Hell hath no fury like a 4 year old whose sandwich has been cut into squares when he wanted triangles."
"chicken pot pie. my three favorite things"
"Do you know why a gun is better than a wife? You can put a silencer on a gun."
"Milk toast was probably named by same lazy guy that named the fireplace and waterfall."