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Joke of the Day
"Excuse me, but I feel like your eyebrows owe me an apology."
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"If I can, and you can why Clark Kent?"
"Q: What do pelicans eat? A: Anything that fits the bill."
"You can count on your dog to be the first responder when anything or anyone drops to the floor."
"Don't be fooled by the treadmill in my basement. I got it so I can be in a recliner drinking a beer even when I'm walking the dog."
"Apparently saying, ""You mad, bro?"" is frowned upon if you work in customer service."
"Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right?"
"Why can you never trust someone that needs to go to the toilet? Because they're full of shit"
"What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community? Juan more time!"
"What's for dinner Dad? *Wookie steak.* Is it any good? *A little Chewy*"