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Joke of the Day

"How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room? She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling."

"What is a rift valley? Valleys that have fallen out after an argument."

"I'm getting pretty worried, my girlfriend hasn't gotten her period yet. And she's already 14."

"How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain? Nine-Nine-Nine"

"I like to show my girlfriend who's boss in our house by holding a mirror up to her face."

"What is the most searched porn on the ginger-bread man's computer? Crumbshots"

"What idiot called it a paternity test and not a pop quiz?"

"What did the sadist say to the masochist? No Probably has been put on here before but it made me chuckle."

"He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know. Shut up, is basically what I'm saying."

"Top three phrases uttered in our household, in order of frequency: 1. ""I burped."" 2. ""I love you."" 3. ""I farted."""