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Joke of the Day

"Is anyone here named Jeff? Jeff: Yes. Jeoff: Yeos."

"679 Fetty Wap. 17/38 because that's his vision."

"Patriots new theme song [could it be anything else?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuzmub5PXNQ)"

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. We are very efficient and not very funny..."

"""Google, how long will my trip to Cleveland take? ""Your trip will take 5 hours"" ""Google, I have a child. ""Your trip will take 9 hours""."

"Where does Santa keep his nuts? In his nutsack..."

"I have a punchline with no joke. Help me out guys. Herpules and plaugasus..."

"Too fat for the girl next door At least according to her Korean father. I guess I can't have my cake and Edith Tu."

"What did the grape say when he was caught in bed with another fruit? ""It was just a momentary lapse of raisin!"""

"What's the difference between spider man and superman? peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent."