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Joke of the Day
"No wonder Santa is so jolly... He knows where all the naughty girls live."
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"Rappers be like ""I'm killing them snitches, smackin dem bitches, smokin blunts n fucking hoes!""**Wins award** Rapper: ""I just wanna thank God"""
"My boyfriend stole my banana... My boyfriend stole my banana so I called him out on it. He said, ""Oh I'm sorry. I can get you another banana that's just as yellow."""
"Oh my god, hotels. Relax. My stay was fine."
"Fish and chips joke I draw the line at having fish and chips for breakfast I mean, there's a time and a plaice"
"I tried to stop cussing for like five months... But I said fuck it."
"Q: What lives in the sea and yells? A: A clam shouter."
"""Pistorius"" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would have use to make someone's legs disappear. This is Frankie Boyles joke, not mine"
"Did you know... ...95% of Chinese have Cataracts and the other 5% drive Rincolns."
"Sorry boss, I set my alarm for 7PM instead of 7AM and that's why I haven't been at work in six years."