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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altarboy"

"What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane? A premature evacuation."

"What did the field say to the farmer? Plow Me!"

"In a stunning display of maturity, Kid Rock announces he is changing his name to Adult Contemporary."

"Why can't you ever build a great relationship with an archer? Because at the end of they day they don't want any strings attached!"

"Jokes about women's menstruation aren't funny. Period."

"What's green and smells like pig shit? Kermit's finger."

"It would be cool if a jar of Nutella had more than one serving in it..."

"Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil."

"Did you hear about the gym employee that got fired? He didn't work out."