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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert? A: A pork chop."

"Did you hear about the Native American man who drank 200 cups of tea? He nearly drowned in his own teepee."

"Never underestimate the power of the web. -Charlotte"

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has its claws at the end of its paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."

"If you haven't taken at least 25,000 pictures of your cat then you shouldn't have a cat."

"A young lady who had just been dumped by her boyfriend seemed unusually cheerful. Someone asked her why, and she replied that, sooner or later, time wounds all heels."

"I never understood why Bill Clinton felt the need to cheat on Hillary . . . After all, she's proven to be great at getting sex offenders off."

"What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub? Gorillas in the mist"

"Me: I crave your sweetness on my lips Her: Who are you talking to in there? M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody"

"My girlfriend said she bought the lingerie for me, but then got upset when I put it on... I dont get women."