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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert? A: A pork chop."
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"What disease do police give black people? Glock coma"
"Cyber sex is not as easy as it looks. I should have picked a less crowded Starbucks."
"What is Hitler's least favorite letter? C, in fact he lead an entire group called the ""Not C's"""
"What's a baker's biggest fear? Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread."
"Wanna live a long life? Get married. I guarantee you'll change your mind real quick."
"My dad shouted ""shut up idiots"" to the cats. I told him ""You're speaking English to a cat. You're the idiot. You have to meow at them."""
"Fact: In the 80s nobody could have sex until someone started playing a saxophone."
"I was going to tell the joke about the scarecrow... but I think it has already been posted."
"It was one of those things where I think they believe they were telling a joke but they were totally expressing their actual opinions"