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Joke of the Day
"Fact: In the 80s nobody could have sex until someone started playing a saxophone."
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"What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life? A trans-ginger"
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. We are efficient and don't like humour."
"What was left after Pavarotti passed away? 20"
"What will they now call hormonally-induced knockers on men? broosts"
"Young man cashier: Ma'am, if you don't mind me saying, you have really beautiful eyes. What I heard: Ma'am"
"How does a American mom know her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son's cock"
"Childhood obesity is on the rise and so is underage sex.. What I want to know is who's fucking all these fat kids."
"My youngest son's dirty clothes sit on the floor, beneath the laundry chute. I admire his hope that they'll bounce up and swish down."
"Pallbearers are Dead Lifters"