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Joke of the Day

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? You put it in the oven until its Bill Withers."

"The comedian made an entire audience laugh without speaking a single word No joke"

"What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow? He won't ever give you *Up*. No? I'll show myself out . . ."

"I got caught taking a pee in the Municipal swimming pool. The lifeguard yelled at me so loud, I nearly fell in."

"Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell? Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones."

"A car full of catholic school children got in a terrible accident Nun survived."

"I don't know why old people drive so slowly.. If you're 85 you should be driving 85, you ain't got much time left!"

"My daughter got a sticker from her teacher that said 'resilient tortoise.' I've sent her in with one to give in return, 'patronizing hippo.'"

"I wanted to thank you personally for the like. That's why I'm in your house."

"We're all part of the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook."