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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a journalist laugh? By giving them ar-ticles!"

"Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States? [Warning: Gore]"

"Black joke Q. What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman? A. Their criminal record"

"A spider just tried to crawl across my hand and now how do you extract a fork from bone without causing more damage?"

"the blood of the innocent will run in the streets? maybe it should get a car or at least use the sidewalk"

"What is a Muslim's favorite type of meat? Shalami! haha!"

"And the bartender says ""Sorry we don't serve time travelers here."" So two time travelers walk into a bar."

"What did the Chemist have with his Eggs? Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen."

"My superpower is understanding iPhone text typos."

"How do you make tear-free soap? Don't use child labor."