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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a journalist laugh? By giving them ar-ticles!"
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"how to get Rich Stab the motherfucker."
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"High-Speed Rail in the US."
"My wife and I just made a porno. Too bad she's my late wife."
"The awkward moment when you realize you have a lot in common with the person you hate."
"They're always telling me to live my dreams... But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for..."
"The dyslexic devil worshiper... sold his soul to Santa."
"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to ""Dick"". Especially since his name is Steve."