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Joke of the Day
"My buddy said he'd give his right arm to be ambidextrous I can only admire such dedication."
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"I get it short people, I get it. Oooops sorry typo, I'll get it short people, I'll get it."
"What did the Mexican prostitute give to the donkey after the show? Jorge."
"I thought the fire alarm went off so I exited the building. It was a premature evacuation.."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart"
"Why did the cyclops quit teaching? He had only one pupil."
"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I'm not sure... but the flag's a big plus."
"""I'm a social activist. No seriously. I just changed my profile picture to a rainbow."" -everyone on Facebook"
"A shrinking man walks into a doctors office. The receptionist says, ""you'll have to be a little patient""."
"What's black and can't swim? A microwave oven."