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Joke of the Day
"I'm not a perv... I'm a secret admirer"
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"The best curves on a girl is her smile.....Naw just kidding look at dat ass!"
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"So it looks like Donald Trump does have a big dick, Especially when he holds it with those tiny hands."
"I just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out all the pages are blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am."
"Why don't you ever see three mexicans crossing the border at the same time? Because the signs say ""No trespassing"""
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