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Joke of the Day

"What did Drake Bell say to Batman? Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to."

"Just went to the mens room & came out to an empty office. Either the building is on fire or there is cake in the break room. Win/win"

"Did you hear the outcome of Bernie Sanders recent doctor's visit? He tested positive for Chlamydia after /r/Jokes entire user base felt the bern in their throats."

"There's only one problem with reading articles about space based technology It all goes waaaay over my head."

"The Best Day Ever by Trudy Light"

"What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13? A good time ;)"

"I would rather be a goat or a bag of teeth than a ""low information voter."""

"My poetry brings all the hipsters to the yard and they're like ""How Avant-garde"""

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not funny!"

"Where do babies come from? Storks bring white babies. Crows bring black babies. So what brings no babies? Swallows"