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Joke of the Day
"Broomhilda & Django Broomhilda never knows when Django is in the mood cause the D is silent."
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"A man tells his friend his wife broke up with him and has full custody of his kids... His friend says: ""I feel so sorry"" The man says: ""I feel worse for the kids"""
"Why is poo tapered? So your arse doesn't slam."
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An Investigator!"
"African American Letters. They are all blackmail."
"????My lactose-free, gluten-free, wheat-free, carb-free, nut-free, fat-free milkshake, brings all the weirdos to the yard...????"
"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore? He kept on getting nailed into the boards."
"Who's a Dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet"
"Boss: Let's be frank. Me: Dibs on ""Sinatra."""
"Did you hear about the fire at the Governor's mansion in Alabama? The whole trailer park burned down."