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Joke of the Day
"Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church? [oc] Because he cantaloupe."
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"So many weirdos, so little internet."
"[GRAND CANYON] WIFE: Isn't this incredible? ME: It's ok. WIFE: Were you expecting a thousand canyons? ME: I don't want to talk about it"
"I recently got a device that can remotely slow down any car And as an added bonus it shows me what speed they're going at too!"
"What do you call a shy, soft-spoken hipster? mumblr"
"BREAKING NEWS A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."
"Marriage is like fruit Honeydew this, Honeydew that..."
"My cow won't give any milk... She is an udder failure."
"Two Deer walk out of a gay bar... One Deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""
"What is a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: Illegal Downloading"