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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they are both stuck up cunts."
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"""NOAH. YOU WILL BUILD AN ARK"" k ""NOT ""K"" THIS IS IMPORTANT"" Sorry ""THATS OK. TAKE 2 OF EVERY ANIMAL ON IT"" Even fish? *THUNDER* ""NO NOT FISH"
"How to ruin a joke: By reposting it several times in less than an hour"
"Jesus' crucifixion was a success... They totally nailed it!"
"What happened before the Big Bang? The Big Foreplay."
"Whoa. The house telephone thingy just rang. Couldn't remember what to do so I stopped, dropped and rolled."
"I always eat what's put in front of me... ...and that's why I'm no longer allowed to be a gynaecologist."
"The difference between my dick and Stuart Little ? Stuart."
"Did you hear about the string of bank robberies committed by a guy dressed up like Jesus? The cops finally nailed him."
"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care"